Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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