3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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