grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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