so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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