I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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