just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My bed smells like the plague
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