I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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