So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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