Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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