Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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