Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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