On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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