i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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