I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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