It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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