Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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