Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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