dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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