bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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