We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
