doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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