You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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