I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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