I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
