Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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