Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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