One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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