Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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