whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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