the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
How external is "for external use only"?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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