Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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