Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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