Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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