Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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