wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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