I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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