You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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