STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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