We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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