Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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