no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
well you can't waste a boner
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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