Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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