i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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