New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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