He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I still have a little drunk in my system
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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