check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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