i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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