I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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