i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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