its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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